29 September 2020

We're through to the @Carabao_Cup quarter-finals! #THFC ⚪️ #COYS https://t.co/nnltdLoHtZ

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) September 29, 2020

A relationship should be 50/50, I protect the world from devastation, you unite all peoples within our nation.

— Kieran 🦋 (@ChocolateKieran) September 28, 2020

No it means they’re sleeping https://t.co/OgOVPKQ6s9

— TOMORROW 🥳🎂 (@adzz_s) September 29, 2020

Petition to turn Trump Tower into subsidized housing, since that’s what it’s apparently been this whole time anyway

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 28, 2020

No... no, I don’t. But I can’t help feel that by the time you’re appealing to the public for information on this point, you should probably have closed the zoo... https://t.co/ykDCpsy9cK

— John Finnemore (@JohnFinnemore) September 29, 2020

NEW: Priti Patel asked the UK home office to explore sending asylum seekers to Ascension Island, a volcanic outcrop in the middle of the Atlantic. Mad scoop from @GeorgeWParker @pmdfoster @SebastianEPayne https://t.co/MJo2fMPYCR

— Matthew Garrahan (@MattGarrahan) September 29, 2020

.@LiamPayne fans have got a sneaking suspicion a new era's on the way.... 😱🤔 https://t.co/xDfeJfk2h9

— Capital (@CapitalOfficial) September 29, 2020